You Know it's a Bad Day When:

• You turn on the TV and they're displaying emergency routes of the city.
• The sun comes up in the west.
• Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
• You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.
• The bird singing outside of your bedroom window is a buzzard.
• You wake up and your braces are locked together.
• Your horn goes off accidently and gets stuck when you're following a
  group of Hells Angels on the expressway.
• You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
• You call the answering service and they tell you that it's none of your business.
• Your pet rock snaps at you.
• You walk to work and then find that your dress is stuck in the back of
  your pantyhose.
• Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
• Your income tax check bounces.
• You see the "60 Minute" news team waiting for you at your office.
• Your bar of Ivory soap sinks.
• Suicide prevention puts you on hold.

Ok, I have to admit that I have put both contacts in the same eye befor. Have You? This page is located at Pile -O- Junk <http://members.tripod.com/~pileojunk>