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How the Media Will Report the End of the World

USA Today:
 WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
 DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer:
 O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal:
 APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:
 GAME OVER

Wired:
 THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
 THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
 'BYE

Discover Magazine:
 HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
 DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
 LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online:
 SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine:
 TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft's Web Site:
 IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

Sun:
 ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!

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