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  :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or

        joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection

  ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.

        More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

  :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is

        upset or depressed about something.

  :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite

        as good as a happy smilie

  :-|   Same as :-I above

  :-]   biting sarcasm

  :-[   biting criticism

 >:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

 >>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.

 >>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

  :-(*) User is about to vomit

  :%)%  User has acne

  :~)   User needs a nose job

 >:>)   User has a big nose

  (-:   User is left handed

  %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

  :*)   User is drunk

  [:]   User is a robot

  8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

  B:-)  Sunglasses on head

  ::-)  User wears normal glasses

  B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

  8:-)  User is a little girl

  :-{)  User has a mustache

  :-{}  User wears lipstick

  {:-)  User wears a toupee

  }:-(  Toupee in an updraft

  :-[   User is a Vampire

  :-E   Bucktoothed vampire

  :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

  :-7   User just made a wry statement

  :-*   User just ate something sour

  :-)~  User drools

  :-~)  User has a cold

  :'-(  User is crying

  :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying

  :-@   User is screaming

  :-#   User wears braces

  :^)   User has a broken nose

  :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

  :_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face

  :<)   User is from an Ivy League School

  :-&   User is tongue tied.

  =:-)  User is a hosehead

  -:-)  User is a punk rocker

  -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

  :=)   User has two noses

  +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

  `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

  ,:-)  Same thing...other side

  |-I   User is asleep

  |-O   User is yawning/snoring

  :-Q   User is a smoker

  :-?   User smokes a pipe

  O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)

  O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

  :-P   Nyahhhh!

  :-S   User just made an incoherent statement

  :-D   User is laughing (at you!)

  :-X   User's lips are sealed

  :-C   User is really bummed

  <|-)  User is Chinese

  <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

  :-/   User is skeptical

  C=:-) User is a chef

  @=    User is pro-nuclear war

  *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

  :-o   Uh oh!

  (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!

  *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!

  3:]   Pet smilie

  3:[   Mean Pet smilie

  d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

  E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

  :-9   User is licking his/her lips

  %-6   User is braindead

  [:-)  User is wearing a walkman

  (:I   User is an egghead

  <:-I  User is a dunce

  K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

  @:-)  User is wearing a turban

  :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

<:-)    a dunce cap

>:-|    inverted dunce cap - means I'm dead serious

Q:-)    raccon-tail hat worn by early American settlers - means original idea

o<:-)   Joker cap - means I'm being sarcastic

(-:D    Homer Simpson (reversed)

(-:E    Bart Simpson (reversed)

8:-)    Marge Simpson

*:-)    Lisa Simpson (only if the asterisk is centered vertically)

E:-)    Cosmo Kramer

|:-)    Bald guy

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